We need a daiko service

You’ve probably never heard of it before. It’s a japanese service called a daiko. What they do is drive you home in a taxi while the substitute taxi driver takes your car home. This means that you have the car in the morning. Kind of like the beer scooter service that was on offer about 2 years ago, but slightly different. double taxi fare would probably be the price tag, but to have the car in the morning (more like afternoon) priceless.