Young dermot was consulting the Ipod Oracle, so I decided to do the same.
You have a set of questions you ask. Put the player in random and based on the songs that come up you answer the questions and put in a comment.
The List of questions are hidden here:
How does the world see me? Song: Artist: Comments: Will I have a happy life? Song: Artist: Comments: What do my friends really think of me? Song: Artist: Comments: Do People Secretly Lust After Me? Song: Artist: Comments: How can I make myself happy? Song: Artist: Comments: What should I do with my life? Song: Artist: Comments: Why should life be full of so much pain? Song: Artist: Comments: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Song: Artist: Comments: Will I ever have children? Song: Artist: Comments: Will I die happy? Song: Artist: Comments: What is some good advice for me? Song: Artist: Comments: What is happiness? Song: Artist: Comments: What is my favorite fetish? Song: Artist: Comments: How will I be remembered? Song: Artist: Comments:
The Complete List of my answers are hidden here:
How does the world see me?
Song: First and last and always
Artist: Sisters of Mercy
Comments: Just a little bit self-centered
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Bitch
Artist: Meredith Brooks
Comments: Eh, no then.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: With or without you
Artist: U2
Comments: They like me! No Really! 🙂
Do People Secretly Lust After Me?
Song: O Sole Mio
Artist: Di Capua
Comments: Maybe… if I wasn’t so self absorbed
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Train Song
Artist: Tom Waits
Comments: Get on the road and start travelling – and lay off the booze
What should I do with my life?
Song: Chant of a Poor Man
Artist: Leftfield
Comments: Simplify, Simplify, Simplify (lets’ start with all the toys)
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: She Drives Me Crazy
Artist: Tom Jones & Zucchero
Comments: It’s all about the love and obsessions baby!
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Let Me Kiss You
Artist: Morrissey
Comments: Having some would be nice
Will I ever have children?
Song: Winter
Artist: Tori Amos
Comments: Maybe if there’s an accident, but otherwise, no.
Will I die happy?
Song: Mmmmmm Skyscraper I love you
Artist: Underworld
Comments: Wheeeee….. splat.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Stand
Artist: Liquid Jesus
Comments: Stop being such a wuss and get your point across
What is happiness?
Song: Cheap Thrills
Artist: Frank Zappa
Comments: I think the title says it all 🙂
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Gangsta Tripping
Artist: Fatboy Slim
Comments: Guns and Girls it seems.
How will I be remembered?
Song: Time Of You Life
Artist: Green Day
Comments: Paaaaarty!
“How can I make myself happy?
Song: Train Song
Artist: Tom Waits
Comments: Get on the road and start travelling – and lay off the booze”
It speaks the truth.