Tag: Humor

It’s one of those strange questions. I’ve paid my money, so I’m going to stick with this until the end. I can’t seem to recall having ever walked out on a movie. I think good taste has prevented me from going to some awful turkeys that I ended up seeing 10 minutes of on DVD or on Satellite and just flicking it off.
Walked out on; no. Fell asleep during… yes. In no particular order and based on a faulty memory we have Star Wars : The Phantom Menace (midnight showing, a few pints on me), The Third matrix movie (good nap, crap movie) and Spiderman 3.
I went to see Transformers on Saturday and all I have to say is that it is a blown back in your seat action fest from start to finish. Well worth it for a flashback to my childhood.

There is a significantly higher proportion of Women departing from the train in Killarney tonight. I think it may be something to do with the Pink concert tomorrow. The weather forecast for the day is terrible – we’re talking really, really wet.

He just forgot his safety word. Thank you PCH.
And now to brunch…

Well, it all depends. It really should be a compact flourescent light bulb, and if you’re replacing one of those you should ask yourself why you’re replacing one a I’ve never experienced one blowing out in my lifetime and I’ve asked people and neither have they so the entire problem is one of faulty wiring in your house so you should probably get that seen to.

This is one of the typical messages. The fun thing about this one is the grammar says the opposite of what they meant.

We recommend you to install a firewall module and it will stop e-mail sending.
Otherwise your account will be blocked until you do not eliminate malfunction.

So, in other words if I don’t install this patch, you won’t block my email. Ain’t it sweet 🙂

I just loved the show. There are Instructions on how to perform the dance from the credits of the show itself.

In honour of her putting the blasted tune in my head while travelling back to Dublin yesterday I’ve set her ringtone to the theme from the tv show from my childhood. In order to infect other people 🙂

There’s only one problem with my kung fu resurgence.

I have a very, very high credit limit.

This could get ugly.

I’ve just re-watched ‘The Producers’ having not seen it for several years. It is as fun now as it was back then. I now have the song stuck in my head. I’ll have to watch something completely different to get the noises back out. Maybe some 8-bit music from Trash 80. Old school feels like a Spectrum feelings back again. I feel like getting nostalgic with some original Jet Pack.

This is the unicorn of blame. Whenever you break the build he gets to live on your desk. I think it could be quite motivating to keep the build working.
Unless it gets to one of the girls’ desks. I’m sure that they would not be motivated to get it removed from the desk.